*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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this is the happiest picture ever oh myg odo he is smiling there i s a rainbow he is havingfun in the sun
YES ITS BACK ON MY DASH AFTER LIKE 5 YEARS
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remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
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put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
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